A woman was furious when she found a piece of paper with a phone number and the name “Patricia” written on it. She confronted her husband and demanded, “Who is Patricia?”
The husband quickly reassured her, “It’s not what you think! Patricia is the name of a horse I’m interested in buying.”
The next day, the man was whacked over the head with a rolling pin. Dazed, he turned to his wife and asked, “What was that for?”
She glared at him and said, “Your horse just called!”