Vote Three Socks!

Vote Three Socks!

“Because I Am the Biggest, and Therefore the Best!” Greetings and salad-tations, my smaller and weaker friends.It is I, Three Socks, the largest, most majestic, and most obviously qualified candidate for Ranch President. This job is my birthright. I...
Ms Buttons for Ranch President

Ms Buttons for Ranch President

“Because Someone Has to Take Charge” Hello, darlings. It’s me—your future Ranch President, beacon of logic, and the only one around here with an actual plan. It’s time for a change. The men have ruled this ranch long enough, and what have they done? Stolen...
Here We Go Again…

Here We Go Again…

Things were finally starting to go well. I was just getting my feet under me—figuring out the routine, keeping up with the work. For the first time since arriving at this mountain cattle ranch, I felt like I was actually proving myself. But apparently, that wasn’t...