Seriously, who thought it was a good idea to let that idiot horse get his hooves on that toy? It was bad enough when he found that old water balloon launcher. Though I’ll admit, it was funny hearing the chickens scream. I can’t stand all their squawking and nervous running. But it quickly went from funny to annoying when it involved me.
But the funniest part? That big, blonde dummy thought he was clever enough to trick me. He set up this ridiculous “trap,” leaving food in just the right spot so he could launch me into the trash cans with his water balloon contraption. Good luck. Shetlands may be small, but we’re stout, proud, and built like tanks. Nothing—and I mean nothing—moves us. I ate that snack without so much as a wobble. Thanks for the free meal, genius!
Now, though? This dino grabber is a whole new level of annoyance. He keeps snapping that thing at me, pretending it’s going to eat me or something. I swear, if he snaps at me one more time with that grabber, I am going to put a Great Pony Spirit Curse on him so that he gets some swift retribution on his fat butt! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, Three Socks!
-Fia